mimicryisnotmastery:

beyonce-huxtable:

dothenarutorun:

lotsalipstick:

angstiosis:

parasiteprogram:

how do I set the sound she makes as my text alert

seriously i want this as my text alert sound

oh my god, I can’t!!!

sir-inu-maximus-mccloudy-iii LMAO THE NOISE THAT CAME OUT HER MOUTH 

if i don’t regularly reblog this assume i’m dead.

OMFG I’M CRYING, SHE ELECTRIC SLID TO THE LEFT

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amoying:

strawberro:

strawberro:

strawberro:

owlsegg:

the-ackerman-queen:

strawberro:

LOOK WHAT MY CHEM TEACHER PUT ON MY TEST

Suuuuuuure. 

NO TEACHER WRITES LIKE THAt


THIS IS MY CHEMISTRY TEACHER NOW STOP CALLING BS 




hes showing this post to all his classes now

tell your chem teacher to change his theme

forever2k13blogger:

i wonder how many future famous people i’ve met

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hobbitts:

not stoned, just slightly pebbled

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llamas-lol:

lakilester:

No one get’s lynched for exfoliating is the greatest come back I’ve ever witnessed.


omfg

squidyword:

sometimes when I close my eyes I can’t see

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saddestblogger:

saddestblogger:

my former algebra teacher puts a stamp of her own face onto your quiz or test if you get a perfect score

i shit you not

image

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  • 14 years old: I'm young but I know what I want. This isn't that hard, I'm all grown up already and have everything figured out.
  • 17 years old: Well, this is a little harder than I thought. School is almost ending. What am I going to do with my life?
  • 21 years old: What the fuck is going on? Where are my socks?
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dixiewolffmakeup:

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stayburned:

it seems that everyone i’m friends with is better friends with someone else and that really fucking sucks 

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